butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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