My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Operation Purity has been aborted
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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