well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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