I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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