she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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