Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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