Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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