Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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