and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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