i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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