I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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