I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
