he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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