doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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