So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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