got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Houston, we have a blender
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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