I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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