I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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