she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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