i think my mom watched the whole time
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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