everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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