I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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