how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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