I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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