I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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