do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
are you so shy because you have an std?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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