And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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