kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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