Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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