Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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