are you still at the devil's house?
he shaved USA in his pubs
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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