I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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