I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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