Fuck appropriateness.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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