I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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