The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I could fuck to npr.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Randomize
