I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We are all done wearing pants today
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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