rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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