Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i already hear my dad disowning me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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