dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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