I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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