My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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