Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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