Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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