im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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