508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
