exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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