Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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