It's just like the Real World with babies
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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