You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Can you bring me the toilet please
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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