Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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