Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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