Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
