I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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