Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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