I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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